"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Kate Hudson really knows how to throw a party.
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All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
"… its too early for this bullshit."
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor